lesbians4sokka:

there are only so many world leaders, right? and they’re all beholden to sokka in some major way…

  • the avatar: will be 35 years old and still have a pavlovian response to sokka saying “all right everyone, time for bed!” 
  • the firelord: so ride or die it’s honestly concerning
  • the earth king: owes to sokka his newfound knowledge of basic critical thinking skills
  • chief of the northern water tribe: his daughter seemed to think he was pretty dope before she turned into the moon
  • chief of the southern water tribe: thinks her brother is an idiot but has good ideas sometimes, and appreciates the fact that he doesn’t care whether or not he gets credit for them as long as they’re implemented 
  • not to mention that toph is basically a one-woman weapon of mass destruction who does not listen to anyone—with the crucial exception of one person—and guess who that is!
  • and he’s basically an honorary member of the white lotus???

basically what I’m saying is sokka secretly rules the world

occasionallydiverting:

hnnnngh, I’m trying to conduct global maritime trade, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my hull plates keeps blocking the Suez Canal

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